Be the Giga Retard
you were meant to be.
Blind Apes and Supreme Baglords gather here to laugh at every loss and find strength in every Moonbound Mistake.
The Journey of One Braincell.
In the beginning, there was Giga Retard—a fallen GigaChad with one braincell and boundless faith. His wisdom? ‘Buy High, Sell Low.’ Here, we honor this creed, and every Faith Dip and Moonbound Mistake brings us closer to the absurd truths. Explore sacred texts like ‘The Book of Blind Apes,’ laugh at FOMO, and embrace the wisdom of Giga Retard.
Enter the LegendCommunity Roles & Rites
Take your title, join the rites, and find your place in our tribe.
From Brainlet Acolyte to Supreme Baglord, every member has a role and every role is a testament to our journey.
In Giga Retard, every Faith Hodler has a role: from Blind Apes in training to Supreme Baglords, each title is a testament to our creed. Weekly rites like ‘Giga Confessional’ honor our wildest losses, and ‘WTF Wednesday’ unites us in crypto’s madness. Step in, claim your role, and laugh through the chaos.
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Tokenomics of Faith and Folly
Built on Braincell Sacrifices and Moonbound Mistakes
Our tokenomics reflect our creed: irony, scarcity, and faith. Braincell Sacrifices (token burns) and staking rewards create scarcity while rewarding loyal holders. With $GIGARETARD, Moonbound Mistakes are holy rites. Ready to join the faith-fueled absurdity? Explore the numbers and dive in.
Explore the GiganomicsBecome a Blind Ape and Join the Tribe
Come laugh at FOMO, join the Braincell Sacrifice, and find your place in the Faith Dip family!
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